Kindred Spirits - "You Know You're Obsessed When........"
Tweedle M! YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED
WITH GENX WHEN ...		 Tweedle M!

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  1. When you can repeat any line from the movie at any given point.....even that annoying bad guy, Russel Tresh
  2. When you can do the same with the comic
  3. You tape all of the shows that the characters in the movie were in
  4. You continuously hum the Generation X theme song from the movie
  5. You know what I’m talking about (theme song)
  6. You liked the movie even though half the characters from the comic were missing
  7. Your worst nightmare is of Emma’s cooking.....(especially with that frog in it!)
  8. You try to find a deck of those cards with the X on back
  9. You end any sentence with lass , lad or gel
  10. The sole purpose of putting your comics in those plastic bags is so you don’t drool on them
  11. You have this insane urging to eat apples and pancakes
  12. You get frustrated and end up yelling “..all right ya heathens!”
  13. Your favorite character is in trouble and you whine about it uncontrollably to everyone just so they know......(you know you do Freefall!)
  14. You make everyone wash their hands before you let them read your comics
  15. You want a pet frog or seagull
  16. You buy a pet frog or seagull
  17. You think these pets can talk.....(you need help now.....)
  18. You buy a stuffed dog and name it Fluppy
  19. You try to design a GenX costume for yourself (I’m not that bad yet)
  20. You know what “Luvaduck”means
  21. You love scrabble and try to get away with the word “BXLOMRMLEZQ”
  22. You start insulting people just to see if they will try to suck the marrow out of your bones
  23. You start to zone out everytime you have to think really hard........
  24. You buy a large box of 1994 X-men bubble gum just for a picture of Jubilee on it.
  25. You buy this box hoping to find a sticker of Jubilee in it.(another Freefall moment)
  26. You actually eat all of this gum (240 pieces) out of frustration of not finding a pic of Jubi, (enough with magneto and Xavier!)
  27. Whenever you hear that song”cannonball”you think of Paige and Sam
  28. You and your friend decide to waste film in your camera by taking pictures of yourselves in Generation X poses (ie: issue #26 with Jubi holding the gun)
  29. On employee day you try to convince a face painter to sell you his collection of Generation X cards (95 Fleer)
  30. Your account at your comic store says ...”will buy anything with GenX”
  31. Your wardrobe consists of every item you’ve seen GenX wear(ie: leather jackets and fuzzy slippers....)
  32. You’re working the midnight shift and you’re so tired that you think the song playing on the ghettoblaster , Metallica’s “I do believe” is saying “Jubilee”
  33. You’re thinking of new things to put on the obsessed list during the midnight shift
  34. You actually write an obsessed list
  35. You’re reading this list.........( Ha ha..made ya look!)
  36. You get a day off from work and what do you do? You spend the next 8 hours building a web page for Generation X.....
  37. You do school reports based on your theories on who M is related to...
  38. You yell at the tv screen everytime you see a pepsi commercial cause it copied the age of apocolypse version of GenX (Generation neXt)
  39. You think of quitting work cause you dont want to miss an episode of the tv series (if it ever comes out that is...)
  40. Everyone just refers to you by your favorite characters name
  41. You try to copy Jubilee’s mutant talent.......you cut your hair long....then short...long, short ,long, short.......(just kidding!)
  42. You want to smack anyone who tries to copy Paige’s ,Jono’s and Banshee’s accents
  43. You do.........
  44. You take a cruise just in hopes that you can see Glorian or that raft
  45. You’re watching Sesame Street and run in fear when you see Snuffy cause you think it’s Emplate!
  46. You call the people in your town “the townies”
  47. You cried when Jono and Paige broke up
  48. You actually go to Massachusetts to try and find the Acadamy
  49. You find it............
  50. You buy a super soaker cannon just so you can look like Jubi
  51. You're still reading this list............
  52. You’re in the mall, see a pic of Jubilee wearing her famous shorts and you scream”Look it’s Jubi!!! And she’s showing leg!!!!” (Freefall sure has some weird moments doesn’t he?)
  53. You don’t have a problem with this......
  54. you run to see the picture......
  55. You actually dream of going on a date with any of the characters
  56. You bought Daydreamers...
  57. You liked Daydreamers...
  58. You laugh at your own list (Bob Saget syndrome)
  59. You make up crappy senarios involving Bob Saget vs. GenX (He’d laugh himself to death first ....once Bob Saget is involved you’re going nuts....)
  60. You think you see Jono eating at Burger King.....( I’m telling ya it wasn’t him Freefall!)
  61. You think you see Banshee riding a mountain bike, delivering papers........Ring,Ring!
  62. You imagine putting these senarios in the comic....
  63. You actually think of paying that $1000 for that hand made model of Mondo in Wizard #68.
  64. You've listened to songs and make up your own lyrics to match the appropriate character or situation........EXAMPLE!! (Sung to "That's Amore").....
    When the teams in a bind,
    Monet zones out her mind,
    THATSA MONET.....(you get the point,I'll stop now!! :)
  65. You’re actually thinking up these things.......
    66.

    Freefall says you know you're obsessed when......

  66. You go to the movies,bring your Jubilee shirt, place it on the seat next to you and tell everyone you're on a date.
  67. You offer your shirt popcorn....(do you guys want me to smack him now?? I'll do it to! :)
  68. You make life sized carboard cutouts of your fave characters and hang em around your room.
  69. You can spot a Jubilee(or other fave character) on a comic book on the WAY FAR far far away shelf at the other side of the comic building.
  70. You yell out "It's Jubilee!" (or appropriate name) upon seeing this.
    71.

    DeDe says you know you're obsessed when.....

  71. You have attempted to murder some one who said Jubilee was Japanese.
  72. You have contests with your friends to see who can do the best "drunken Paige" accent.
  73. You know EVERY theory about M.
  74. You take every GenX or GenX related issue to school in your backpack, even though it makes it weigh 50 lbs.
  75. Every time you go on a long trip you take all your GenX books with you.
  76. You celebrated when Mondo died.
  77. You begin writing scripts for a Generation X TV series.
  78. You send them in to the company who's supposed to make the series.
  79. You skip school to stay home on your computer to find and bookmark every GenX site on the web.
  80. You went to the extreme to look like your favorite character. scissors, hair dye, and tons of make-up.
  81. You get tired of waiting for a Gen X series, so you and a bunch of friends start making your own. (Expect to see Generation X: The Show sometime next year!)
  82. You get a majority of the student body at your school hooked on Gen X.
  83. You nicknamed your older sister (Hi Barbara!!!) "Penance" because she has 3 inch long finger nails and LOVES apples.
  84. You go to a school with the name "gifted" in it. (I do! I swear!)
  85. To make your school day more interesting, you and your friends pretend you're GenX characters and pass notes to each other like your in a class at the academy.
  86. When your 2 yr. old cousin asks you to read her a bedtime story, you read her a GenX comic.
  87. You taught your 4 yr. old cousin to read with a GenX comic.
  88. You hold an annual GenX look-a-like contest.
  89. When you don't like how a GenX comic ended, you call you friend (long distance) in Savannah to "rewrite" the ending.
  90. You plan to name your kids after GenX characters.
  91. You read the book "Emma" for one reason. (I love that book!)
  92. You look for "Sugar Bombs" at the grocery store.
  93. You turn your cousins' Barbie and Ken dolls into GenX action figures.
  94. You laugh when you meet someone with the same name as a GenXer. (There was a Angelo Espinoza at my school last year!)
    95.

    Tessy says you know you're obsessed when.....

  95. you giggle everytime you're near a victoria's secret because you think of emma
  96. you steal the leather jacket off your best friend's little sister's ken doll and put it on a keychain.
  97. a friend of yours got a bachello signed gen-x #1 and you threaten to kill him for it.
  98. you make the above said friend a husk action figure w/box for his birthday.
  99. you are the friend who recieves this and you keep the box too.
  100. you make your own gen-x overpower cards (e-mail me, i'll explain...)
  101. you confuse fanfic w/"real life"
  102. you like fanfic's reality better
  103. you know the plot lines to bum's field trip series by heart
  104. you tell them to a friend over the phone. long distance
  105. you get what i'm talking about.
  106. you get your relatives in florida to buy you the gen-x coloring book because alabama doesn't have targets
  107. you find every copy and version of these type lists and bookmark them you memorize this list
  108. hanna and barbara confuses you w/hama and you go read the old lobdell issues.
  109. you worship the lobdell issues
  110. you get someone else addicted
  111. you imagine issues 32-? are a bad dream you will wake up from
  112. you pinch yourself trying to make this happen
  113. you actually write in to add you this list (God help me.......)
    114.

    Meluvjono says you know you're obsessed when.....

  114. Your new years resolution was to run five miles in thirty-five minutes.
  115. You do it.
  116. You spend three-hundred dollars on a black leather jacket at the mall, just beacuse it looks like Chamber's.
  117. Every night you pray that Jono, and Paige get back together.
  118. You laminate your favorite Gen X character's card.
  119. When you really need to laugh, you turn to the Gen X annuals.
  120. You nearly passed out when your mom used your favorite Gen X issue to kill a spider.
  121. You buy a spanish-english dictionary, just to see what Angelo keeps saying.
  122. You've used the term "cheese and crackers".
  123. You keep your Gen X comics in your parents fire proof box.
  124. When anyone mentions London/L.A./Kentucky/Yugoslovia/Centeral California/Ireland/etc. in a conversation you say, "I know someone from there!"
    125.

    Jubee says you know you're obsessed when......

  125. You know every British slang word Jonothon has ever used.
  126. You know what they mean.
  127. You USE them more than three times a day each!
  128. A British accent has overtaken your Western drawl
  129. you see future issues in your dreams.
  130. You manage to convince your parents your name is "Jubilee" (I did! I swear!)
  131. You think Jonothon is cute. (My sister's that bad!)
  132. You play "Street Fighter" videogames in hopes of gaining Pyrotechnics.
  133. You call your boyfriend "Ev" (Hiya SKIP!)
  134. You buy a top quality fine grain leather jacket.
  135. You name the previously mentioned jacket "the Jono Jacket"...
  136. You like Jube's new hair cut.
  137. You trust that "Trace" girl! (I'm not THAT bad yet!)
  138. You have a crush on Banshee.
  139. You have a crush on Jonothon.
  140. You call your Asian Barbie "Jubilee."
  141. You like Monet.
  142. You like the twins better.
  143. You beg your parents to move you into the basement by acting like mature, responsible Paige Guthrie.
  144. It works...
  145. Everytime you see Jono's eyes misscolored, you yell "They're supposed to be GREEN, you pillocks!"
  146. You automatically correct people when they misspell Jonothon's name!
  147. You have threatened to kick a guy in the balls for doing a bad Banshee impersonation.
  148. You do... (Sorry Nick! It's just you where SO bad!)
  149. You take electric guitar lessons so you can sound like Jono.
  150. When your Granma asks you what you did last summer, she gives you a strange look because you hand her a pic of a Monocian girl sitting under a tree licking an ice-cream cone.
  151. Instead of telling your Aunt in Alabama what your life is like, you change the GenX kids into your friends.
  152. You finish the writing song Jono sung to Paige in #28...(I'm working on it! Not QUITE there yet!)
  153. You go to see the Movie Anastasia just because you heard a "Pooka" was in it...
  154. You think the comic book Pooka was cuter...
  155. You've been Jubilee for two year in a row for Halloween...
    156.

    Synch says you know you're obsessed when......

  156. You actually try to find all the issues Emma, Banshee and Jubilee have been in.
  157. You cry when you can't afford Banshee's first appearance.
  158. You try carve/paint your own GenX Pez dispensor.
  159. You send it to the Pez people, hoping to get rich.
  160. You go to the school guidance conselour when they shoot you down.
  161. You can connect GenX to Pez in less than three steps (Kavin Bacon game).
  162. You send a letter to that guy (Wizard #79) who made the Artie & Leech figures, wanting a pair.
  163. You're writing this list on a Saturday night, wondering how you can be so pathetic and people will still talk to you.
  164. You're reading this list on a Saturday night, wondering how you can be so pathetic and people will still talk to you.
  165. You start drawing what you think the next cover will have on it on your math paper.
  166. You try to hand it in, telling your teacher that's what you're doing when you grow up.
  167. When two good GenX pages die, you convince yourselve you have to make one to fill the gap.
  168. You threaten anyone who takes your page's name for their own before your done with yours.
  169. The best joke you ever heard was that BOTH Bachalo and Lobdell were leaving GenX.
  170. You went into a catatonic state when you found out it was true
    171.

    Cassidy "Jubilee" says you know you're obsessed when......

  171. When your nick named after a character (i am ,my friends call me Jubilee).
  172. When your class at school start looking and sounding like Gen X characters (even your teachers).
  173. When your class acts like the Gen X class .(mine does I swear)
  174. When you think that two of your teachers in your school look exactly like Sean and Emma .(There are at my school)
  175. When you can match up your friends and class mates with Gen X characters.
  176. When you make a scrap book for the movie that's 93 pages and your still adding more.(i almost got 100 now :o)
  177. When Gen X is the only comic book your read and you'll only read another kind if one of the characters(or the whole class) is in it.
  178. When you've got every Gen X comic memorized by heart and you can recite them on the dot.(you even know what's in the little boxes)(I'm not that bad)
  179. When you now the movie word for word with no mistakes.
  180. And when you are sure that it's totally memorized you start to write out the script.
  181. When you and your friend (who also loves the Gen X movie) make up a game called "Name that Gen X character " and the rules are you tell them a quote and you tell them who said it . And you always win (And Tigrr it's time for a rematch).
  182. When you record the sound of the movie on a cassette tape just so you can hear it.
  183. When you get most of your friends hooked on Gen X
  184. When you make two different themes for windows .one for the comic the other for the movie(and the include screen saver and open and exiting windows)
  185. When you hear a Pearl Jam song and you think of Chamber.
  186. Whenever you see a guy with curly black hair you think it's Agustin Rodriguez (the guy who plays Skin )
  187. when you have a sketch book full of genx characters
  188. when all you think about is Gen X
  189. when you look for little things in the movie you want 'cause you think it's cool(like Emma's ring on her middle finger ,way cool , and her x necklace, and Banshee's X key chain)
  190. You make a key chain with an X in ( i have one hehehe)
  191. When you actually understand the Monet thing that's going on
  192. you want Mondo to come back
  193. you're happy if he does (as if)
  194. You can take the Backstreet Boys' song Backstreets back and turn it around so it's says
    (chorus)
    "Everybody ,rock your body,everybody rock you body right,
    Gen X back alright !
    oh my god FOX brought us back again
    Mutants ,humans everybody sing
    Gonna bring the fireworks show you how
    Emma's got a question ,better answer now
    Am i original (yeah)
    Am i the super one (yeah)
    am i supernatural (yeah)
    Are we everything you need
    YOu better run and hide now.
    everybody ,rock your body,everybody rock you body right,
    Gen X back alright ! alright!
    Wave your skin in the air .
    let it swing like you just don't care
    If you want to party let me here you yell (jubileeeeeeeeee)
    Gen X has got it going on again yeah yeah yeah
    Am i original (yeah)
    Am i the super one (yeah)
    am i supernatural (yeah)
    Are we everything you need
    YOu better run and hide now
    (chorus)
    so everybody ,everywhere
    don't be afraid, don't have no fear,
    I'm gonna tell the world make it understand
    as long as there is bad guys we'll
    be fighting for good again"
    Chorus
    (in the background we here aj sing)

    come on yeah
    yeah
    (brian) rock your body right!!!!
    Sean &emma rock your body
    Penance rock your body
    husk
    chamber rock your body
    Synch
    Skin rock your body
    Jubilee rock your body. (pathetic huh?)
  195. you actually think the song rocks
  196. your laughing at it right now
    197.

    Jono says you know you're obsessed when......

  197. you watched that awful Gen X movie
  198. you taped it
  199. you liked it.......
  200. your favorite word is Pillocks
  201. you find a way to slip it into every conversation......
  202. you liked all those 1995 action figures, even that Skin one!!!
  203. you are STILL reading the list
  204. you go to a class with the word gifted in it(I do......Really!)
  205. you you do all your book reports on Generation X: the Novel
  206. instead of being on a date on a friday night, you are writing an addition to this list
  207. you have memorized this list......
  208. you pretend you are the Generation X characters all the time
  209. you made Gen X action figures, because you were bored with the ones you bought.(I am still working on this one......)
  210. you don't know your friends names anymore, 'cause you have been calling them the names of characters in Gen X for so long
  211. you can name every comic book Generation X has been in in under 1 minute
  212. you have all the above named issues
  213. you take all the above named comics everywhere, even though you need to carry a 50 lb. bookbag
  214. you have actually added to this list
  215. you have action figures of all those characters in the movie...........
  216. you use British slang instead of swearing
  217. you like Hama's stories.......(I don't think anyone is that far yet...)
    218.

    Kairi says you know you're obsessed when......

  218. the shrine to Jubilee is taking up space in the entire 2nd floor
  219. You threaten to kill the mayor when he refuses to have an official Gen X day (I'm coming for you Guliani)
  220. Those dreams of the Gen X girls are beginning to get REALLY exciting
  221. Your day includes a stop at the Marvel offices to beat up Hama
  222. When Godzilla comes to town, he takes special care not to destroy your house cause you've gotten ahold of material and threatened to cast Bahumat ZERO on anyone who so much as tears a tiny portion of your Gen X collection (material's from Final Fantasy 7 by the way)
  223. you get a bunch of firecrackers and try to shoot them from your hands so you could be like Jubilee
  224. It works...
  225. There are 20 too many Hama voodoo dolls in your room
  226. you think about forming the jWo
  227. you do (Join Us!)
  228. Whenever you see a rock move, you take a sledgehammer and break it to pieces because you think it's Mondo
  229. In Vegas you bet that Chamber could kick Goku's @$$ anyday of the week
  230. Whenever you go to the comic store, you find that the Gen X comics are all locked in a special safe, which only you are allowed to open
  231. you begin to wonder if Emma is a member of the other team's so to speak (Well, you never know...)
  232. the neighbors complain about all the screaming when you try to acquire the powers of Banshee
  233. You start thinking of reasons why Jubilee should star in her own T.V. series
  234. When you must choose between a lifetime subscription to Gen X or all of the Dragon Ball comics and vidoes released. (Thanks to Mr. Hama, I'd choose the last one)
  235. You E-mail Capcom and they respond "NO JUBILEE IS NOT A PLAYABLE CHARACTER!!GO AWAY!!!"
  236. you look for ways of putting Hama in your next story (Hama zombie anyone?)
    237.

    Emma Frost Cassidy says you know you're obsessed when.....

  237. The words "levitating lettuce" and "attacking salad" appear in your book report
  238. You start to make an omlette and find that you have unconsciously pulled out a bottle of ketchup
  239. You're singing that Spice Girls Pepsi song, but instead of singing "Generation Next, Generation Next" you sing "Generation X, Generation X"
  240. Your dreams include the Gen-X cast and you as a student there
  241. Your classmates are now known as "M," "Jube-Jube," "Em," and "Paige"
  242. You visit Ireland and look through the map of County Mayo for Cassidy Keep
  243. A friend says she's found it and you believe her for a moment
  244. You visit England and find a J. Starsmore, Sr. in the phone book
  245. You bring all your Gen X comics to school so you can lend them to a friend and convert her
  246. You read Victoria's Secret catalogues just to see if anything of Emma's is in there
  247. You've found yourself listening to stock reports and trying to hear what's happening with Frost Enterprises
  248. You constantly hear people calling the names of the Gen-X students
    249.

    Mrs. Starsmore says you know you're obsessed when.....

  249. you curse at your little cousin's snuffleupagus doll....
  250. you can spot the emplate action figure in the movie Jingle All The Way (I found it!)...
  251. when your obsession with Jono has led to making a voodo doll with Paige's face on it,and doing unmentionable things to it...
  252. you daydream about brutally murdering Paige...
  253. when you start calling guys "Sparky"...whenever you hear the song "What Would Happen" you think of Jono (listen to the lyrics. it says "what would happen if we kiss?" and things like "would we melt together or combust". I always think of Jono when I hear it :)

    254. Note from Tigrr: Thanks to everyone who is sending in their obsessed lists, keep them coming! Now Mrs. Starsmore has sent in her obsessed list, and I mean an obsessed list! Mrs. Starsmore has RESPONDED to every single list on this page this far! To see her review of the obsessed list, click on the link.

    Doc Samson says you know you're obsessed when.....

  254. You made everyone in your class watch that Gen X movie when it came out. (This wasn't me.)
  255. After said movie, everyone in your class joined a Gen X fan club, where your young classmates were named after Gen X members. (Really! Not me! I swear!)
  256. Considering there were only about seven or eight Gen X members, when you ran out, you started naming people after Cordelia Frost, Leech, and even -shudder- Russell Tresh. (No loser I! Really!)
  257. You had a member in France. (-sigh-. All right. It was me. But Nadjib was our finest member!)
  258. You played with that sparking Chamber toy until the insides caught fire and melted. (No comment.)
  259. You're making a scene-by-scene, page-by-page soundtrack to accompany you while you read the series. (Just a little wonky, I'll admit.)
  260. Without any previous warning or provocation, you go into a 40-minute lecture on the origin of Penance and how you would fix it.
  261. You spend valuable class time writing down reasons you're obsessed with Generation X. (And you're sitting next to former club member Chamber!)
  262. A typical experience during the Hama issues: We see the living room. Dad sits on the couch, reading the sports section. Mom sits on the opposite end, sewing quietly. Suddenly, a piercing scream is heard.
    Dad: What was that?
    Mom: Oh my God! It came from little Billy's room!
    They run to little Billy's room, where little Billy has curled himself into the fetal position in the corner. Generation X #37 has been flung into the opposite corner.
    Dad: What is it, son?
    Mom: What's wrong?
    Little Billy looks up from his haze, then points to the comic and screams: EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dad pulls out a match, lights it, then drops it on the comic. He then stomps it out.
    Dad: That's okay, son. That comic will never bother you again!
    Little Billy: Thank you, Father! Thank you!
    The family sits together, hugging, as the camera fades to black.
  263. You just wrote that. (I can't even believe it.)

    264. Rich "Skitz" Cale says you know you're obsessed when.....

  264. You name pets (real, stuffed and or giga-) after your favorite Gen X characters.
  265. If you own Pokemon and name all the cute pokemon after the Gen X Girls, and a ghost Pokemon after Emplate... (I plan on doing this one :-) )
  266. If you play a role playing game under the name of a Gen X character
  267. This is doubled if you use a fan fiction characters name. (Know anyone fiting that description Tigrr. :-) )
  268. If you search the web looking to find stories with character names which might be linked to Gen X in some way. (They are out there. I should know. :-) )
  269. If you worship the ground Jubilee walks on...
  270. If you worship the ground Penance walks on...
  271. If you worship the ground Emplate walks on... (I'm in therapy for this one. They say I'm lucky. I don't praise a Purple dino that looks like he had too many happy pills.)
  272. If you had Penance come to you in a dream begging you to complete a story.. (NO JOKE. THIS ONE ACTUALLY HAPPENED)
  273. (THIS LAST ONE WAS CENSORED BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO PROVOKE AN ILLEGAL ACT) If you hired a hitman to get Larry Hama for what he did to Generation X. (Keep in note, no way does Skitz condone or agree with this act)
  274. If you beg to see the day that Penance will talk and say that she is not just the flipping twins. (DAMN YOU HAMA)
  275. If you asked for a picture of you with a Gen X character :-)
  276. If someone actually drew it for you and it looks like you're really in it :-)
  277. If you adore the cartoon Beetlejuice, because the voice of Lydia, is the same person as the voice Jubilee of X-Men/Gen-X fame. (Whoa, now that's a stretch... oh sorry Angelo :-)
  278. At any time in this list you refered to a Gen X-er in passing.(lololol)

    279. SiDNiY57 says you know you're obsessed when.....

  279. You bought 2 of each issue one to preserve and cherish forever and another to read.
  280. Yes you bought doubles for even the horrible Hama ones.
  281. You did your hair just like Jubilee but found it hard to keep up with her ever changing hairdo.
  282. You looked for sugar bombs, but ended up with corn pops and pasted a sign to it that says sugar bombs.
  283. You dyed your curtains red and yellow
  284. you try to make your own Gen-x costume out of them. Insisting to your 4 year old cousin that your "NOT WEIRD", but that its the "Cool thing to do".
  285. You have five different colors of contacts changing them when one of the member change their eye color.
  286. You tried to find the those (X) earrings that Jubes used to wear.
  287. You ended up making your own.
  288. You jump fanatically up and down outside in front of your neighbors when you see that the next issue has come. (Ok I did this ONCE peoples but I didn't know they were watching)
  289. You change your name to Skin just because.(My friend legally changed his name to the star wars character Obi-Wan Kenobe he says he'll change it back when all the star wars come out to rent on video ~~ hate to see him pulled over next week when he changes his license to that name)

    290. Beef says you know you're obsessed when.....

  290. When the colorist makes Artie green and Leech pink, you fly a plane to where he lives, crash through his roof, and kick him in the shins.
  291. You make him chant "Artie pink! Leech green!"
  292. When the scripter makes Artie talking, you call his house and ask "Is Hugh Jass there?" and hang up.
  293. In two minutes, you call back, "Is Ivanna Killyou there?"
  294. When you see and M&M commercial, you think of the twins.
  295. You're glad Pepsi changed their slogan from "Generation Next" to "Joy of Cola."
  296. You can name all the differences of Gen-X and their AOA counterparts in one big run-on sentence......in one breath.
  297. When you get up in the morning, you immediately turn on the TV to see if the Gen-X Show is on yet.
  298. You strap some TNT to your chest and see if you can blow a hole in it.
  299. You do......
  300. In the process, you disable your girlfriend.
  301. The girlfriend befriends a strange looking guy with claws and an elephant trunk.
  302. She tries to kill you.
  303. You realize it was a dream and say, "That crazy Nightmare. Trying to induce fear in my dreams, HA!"
  304. You take your little cousin's Bert and Ernie slippers, tear the heads off, and replace them with Artie and Leech heads.
  305. You try to figure out what M's unknown powers are.
  306. When you address the quiet girl in your class as "Penance"
  307. You laugh when you see a Bostonian woman and Irish guy arguing.
  308. When you do a report on Ireland, you mention it was the birthplace of Banshee.
  309. On St. Patrick's day, you go to the parade and try to find someone who looks like Banshee.
  310. You wonder who could play DOA in the TV series.
  311. You pick Danny DeVito.
  312. You call the producers of the show, and they ask, "DOA? Who's that?"
  313. You faint cos the producers aren't going to use DOA.
  314. You realized the Frankie Ray's friend on the Silver Surfer cartoon was voiced by the actress that did Jubilee in the X-Men cartoon. (I have a good ear!)
  315. You name your fastly reproducing rabbits after Gen-x characters.
  316. When one baby rabbit dies pointlessly, you name it Blink.
  317. When one dies after it was revealed as an "evil bunny" you name it Mondo.
  318. You wonder what it's like in the Penance form, so you dip yourself in fast-drying cement.
  319. Your friends spray paint you red.
  320. While in the "shell" you start to have a craving for apples.
  321. You wonder if the twins from "Sister Sister" have an evil older brother
  322. You try to tear the skin off of a blonde girl from Kentucky.
  323. You take Spanish for 3 years in high school so you have a basic knowledge of Skin's speech. (Still don't know what "vato" means)

    324. Cyclone says you know you're obsessed when.....

  324. You steal your dad's leather jacket so you can have a jacket like Jono's
  325. You want to ask that blond girl named Paige in your English class to husk her skin.
  326. You call your really smart friend Monet. (hi Anne!)
  327. You bought a guitar so you could play like Jono.
  328. You bought a 1995 Jubilee action figure and cried when you saw how it's eyes were crossed.
  329. You want a scanner for Christmas just so you can scan the pictures you drew of Generation X and build a web page.
  330. You got your little brother hooked on the comic.
  331. You chose a subscription of Generation X over a subscription of YM.
  332. Your favorite food is now apples.
  333. You run to the kitchen to get an apple while reading this list.
  334. You think Angelo is cute.
  335. You dream of dating him.
  336. Your favorite colors are red and yellow.
  337. You cheer your best friend up by yelling things about heathens. (hi Kristianne!)
  338. You use this list as a "THINGS TO DO" list.
  339. You draw yourself as a member of Gen X.
  340. You add fan fiction to this page just so you can include yourself as a member of Generation X. (go to fan fiction, look up Cyclone.)
  341. You have a pikachu named Jono, a sandshrew named Penny, a charmander named Jubilee, and a jiggleypuff named skin. (now you're insane)
  342. You have a cousin named Sean and you consider calling him Banshee.
  343. You call your brother Emplate when you're really angry.
  344. You give your old Kira Barbie (that's the Asian one) a new haircut and name it Jubilee. You make it 'date' your Steven doll you call Ev.

    345. Yujon3D says you know you're obsessed when.....

  345. Nearly all of the fan-fiction ideas you write involve characters from Generation X.
  346. You write fan-fiction about Monet or Jubilee and use it to place them in potentially embarrassing situations together.
  347. You think Skin would make a good solo crimefighter /ala/ Spider-Man.
  348. You still think that Synch should be team leader (let Chamber and Husk fight it out amongst themselves!)
  349. You still think that Husk should be written as an overacheiving bookworm and not the "City-Girl wanna-be" of recent issues.
  350. You actually prefer Jono as his old, bitter, cellar-dwelling self.
  351. One of the things you say when you answer "What if I wrote Generation X" threads is that you'll create two or more original characters who'll join the team.
  352. You use one of said threads to say that Generation X isn't being portrayed as though they are real teenagers.
  353. You think that Mondo is still alive; and that he can still become a member of Gen-X.
  354. You think that Cordella Frost could still make a decent character although her full-story appearance cast her as a trashy villainess.
  355. You think that Emma Frost should get together with /somebody/; it doesn't matter who, so long as it's either Banshee or Iceman.
  356. You hated the Larry Hama issues, but still think of Jay Faerber as the best GEN-X writer although he changed his plans for Adrienne Frost by making her a homicidally-obsessed sibling rival for Emma.
  357. You put up with Larry Hama's retcon of Monet as having always existed, being trapped within the form of Penance, and still being a royal b**ch in spite of years of physical and psychological trauma being heaped upon her by her evil brother Emplate.
  358. You think that in any /real/ fight between Monet and Jubilee, Jubilee would win once she made up her mind to cut loose with her powers.
  359. In the case that one member of Generation X /does/ hook up with another, the Ev/Jubes sounds natural (while Monet/Angelo sounds fun!).
  360. Your favorite GEN-X issues will always remain the first four written by Scott Lobdell and drawn by Chris Bachalo and Mark Buckingham.
  361. You remain devoted to Generation X even though they are still a part of Marvel's X-Men universe, which you would otherwise avoid because of continuing disagreements with the way in which they handle the characters and leave the main conflicts unresolved.
  362. Your dream comicbook debut involves getting a stint on Generation X as a writer or artist (or both) even though you're already finishing college majoring in a different field and on the verge of finding work in said major.

    363. Shadow Dancer and Simon Magus say you know you're obsessed when.....

  363. If you're still trying to get Webster's Dictionary, your computer spell check, and your teachers to recognize 'Paff' as a word.
  364. If you have tattoos like those potrayed in the AOA storyline.
  365. You write a fan-fiction featuring yourself as a mutant dating your favorite character.
  366. You've searched the supermarket for some 'Sugar Bombs'.
  367. If you've ever visited the proposed birth place of your favorite character.
  368. If your saving money up for plastic surgery to look like your favorite character [Beast fans I don't thick electrolysis works in reverse/also Wolvie fans metal hurts when in goes into your skin].
  369. If you call everybody you meet 'BUB'.
  370. If you think that Jubes makes a better team leader.
  371. If you wear a yellow jacket like Jubes even in summer.
  372. You dye your hair magenta in tribute to blink.
  373. The railroad cross brings fond memories of the many X-groups.
  374. You're looking forward to one of your characters being featured in a story written by another fan fic author.
  375. You search the pharmacy for black bandages (ya gotta luv Chamber's fashion sense).
  376. You buy 3 copies of your favorite x-title each month;(1)to read (2)for your collection and (3)to wallpaper your room [I'm sad to my friend used to have an X-Man shrine on his wall].
  377. You've added every conceivable comic book SFX to your computers built in dictionary (it finally recognizes 'PAFF' as a word--Now I've gotta work on those nay-sayers at Webster's).
  378. You have Marvel's number on your speed dial.
  379. You wonder how big an explosion you'd get if you gave Jubes a case of Jolt Cola (heh heh heh!!!)
  380. Write a fan fic about said Jolt incident.
  381. You can relate to Jono because you too have blown up a girls dorm over a kiss.
  382. You get into a heated debate over who would win an electrical fight Storm or Pikachu.
  383. You think that in real life Paige would look like Brittany Spears (okay! maybe in our wildest dreams).
  384. You ask your Astronomy teacher where the Shi'ar Imperium is located.
  385. You wonder if Marrow is afraid of 'dogs'.
  386. You wait for a GenX writer to give Marrow one of the following lines: 'Got Milk?' or 'Milk does a body good'

    387. Marie Starsmore says you know you're obsessed when.....

  387. You highlight all the things on this list that apply to you
  388. You become excited when you realize you've highlight the majority of this list
  389. You proclaim this fact proudly
  390. You're writing this list in theology class
  391. You go to a school that has an X symbol in the front lobby (it does, it's red and black and made of tile)
  392. Because of this fact you believe your school is secretly run by the X-Men (it is!!!)
  393. You're school gets a new dean of students, who you are convinced is Emma Frost. (I swear she is -- she died her hair to throw me off)
  394. You write your ethics paper on the position of mutants in society
  395. You actually understand Monet's family history
  396. You can explain it so that other people understand
  397. You have decided to marry one of the Gen Xers
  398. The one you decided on was Angelo (Sound familiar Tatiana....?)
  399. You have planned this wedding, including the dates
  400. You are no where near running out of ideas for this list
  401. You are happy about the whole Paige/Tristan thing because it means you can have Jono to yourself
  402. You actually become upset by Monet's leaving
  403. You have a disk filled with sounds from the movie
  404. You take this disk to school to show everyone
  405. You play this disk for your friend so that she can hear what her future husband sounds like.
  406. You firmly believe FOX should reair the movie
  407. You e-mail them to tell them this
  408. You write a petition to back up your e-mail
  409. You're still working on this list
  410. You listen to Simon and Garfunkel's "Cecilia" b/c it has the word Jubilation in it.
  411. Upon hearing this you ponder how they knew about the character before she even existed.
  412. After changing schools you begin all your stories about you past one with "When I was with the X-Men..."
  413. You have given all the characters theme songs
  414. You describe every out fit you own as a "insert character name here" outfit
  415. You try to reach 100 of these before your lunch period so that you can mail them in
  416. You hunt down a Celtics jacket b/c Banshee has one
  417. You own a black leather jacket and when anyone asks where it comes from you tell them your British boyfriend
  418. Your entire bookmark list is made up of Gen X bookmarks
  419. You have several fan fics crossing the comic book world over with the real world
  420. You firmly believe the comic book world IS the real world
  421. When people tell you it's not you accuse them of working for FOH
  422. You refer to the characters in Gen X as real people
  423. You refer to the characters in Gen X as your friends
  424. You refuse to believe people when they tell you that the Gen Xers are not your friends
  425. You actually start going to church b/c they keep mentioning that 2000 is the Jubilee year
  426. You yell at your sister for playing N'Sync b/c they stole Ev's name
  427. You write a fan fic where Ev beats them up
  428. You suddenly begin to enjoy Molecular class when you discover you're talking about mutations in skin coloration
  429. You ask what mutation makes skin gray
  430. You ask when you'll be studying the Legacy Virus
  431. When your teacher tells you she's never heard of the Legacy Virus you become upset
  432. You then accuse her of being predjudice towards mutants
  433. You refer to your school gym as "The Danger Room."
  434. You firmly believe that Gen X should fight Gen 13
  435. You know Gen X will win (Damn image and their ripoffs!!!)
  436. When you're asked your fav TV show you respond Gen X b/c you know it will become your fav
  437. You're excited about the upcoming school dance b/c there's a chance an evil mutant could crash it
  438. When finished with a majorly important exam you tear it apart and make a house out of it
  439. You begun construction on a quote book depicting the Wit and Wisdom of Gen X
  440. When you hear Frost on the news you automatically assume it has to do with Frost Enterprises
  441. You become very distraught upon learning it was just a weather report
  442. You despise your school for making the lunch periods too short so that you cannot finish your list

    443. Cheese Weasel says you know you're obsessed when.....

  443. yu boycott purina for the generation chex promotion
  444. yu grow your hair to the length of your favorite character
  445. yu have purposely set yourself on fire more than once
  446. yu enjoyed it
  447. yu know the Xs by color issue and artist
  448. yu can quote from it
  449. yu have over a foot of X titled comics
  450. yu are chronically depressed black tom is not a plant anymore
  451. when your subscription is one day late yu experience withdrawal
  452. yu have Bhelder on your buddy list
  453. yu have toyfare synch figure
  454. yu have threatened toybiz to recontinue the line
  455. yu curse whitewolf for not listing emplate as one of there clans
  456. yu start to create your own sequel to generation X
  457. yur still looking for the generation x game
  458. yu have written over 100 letters to great Xpectations
  459. yu have not gotten one published
  460. yu create fan fics that are over 100 pages

    461. Aussie Chica says you know you're obsessed when.....

  461. you shave your brothers head to make him look more like Ev
  462. you wear bandages across your chest for no apparent reason
  463. you try and talk telepathically to your friends
  464. it works
  465. you wont kiss your boyfriend because you're afraid he'll blow the dorm up
  466. you become firmly convinced that those two little boys down the street wear image inducers.
  467. You pay $95 for their watches, firmaly convinced that it will change your appearance
  468. You think the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles are morlocks
  469. You use the word 'Vato' frequently, even though you have no idea what it means.
  470. you think every Briton talks like Jono.

    471. Aberube says you know you're obsessed when.....

  471. when you look for the "real" names of GenX characters in the phone book
  472. when you find them
  473. you prank call hama and say that emplate is coming for him
  474. you cut out a picture of hama and put it on your dartboard
  475. you cut out a picture of hama and put it on your paintball gun target
  476. you cut out a picture of hama, tie it to a grenade and throw it
  477. you blow up hama's car
  478. you keep track of how many times blink has "died"
  479. you cut out pictures of all the xmen and put them on your wall and then have a section for "those who have fallen"

    480. Aqua's Shadow says you know you're obsessed when.....

  480. Even though you got into GenX recently, you're buying every comic with any of the members in it.
  481. You look everywhere for a yellow, Jubi-style coat.
  482. You wrap up your face to see what you would look like as Jono/Jono and Paige?s daughter/son.
  483. You give lectures to friends on the Penance/Monet/Emplate/St. Croix family tangley.
  484. Repeatedly . . .
  485. They eventually begin to threaten your life . . .
  486. You keep talking anyway and end up running away as they chase you, screaming at you to shut-up.
  487. You get very sad every time you read the Come On, Die Young arc.
  488. You reenact it with Barbies.
  489. You stop before you finish because you get too sad.
  490. You think your Ken doll with a black and white checkered scarf over his face doesn't look like Chamber because Chamber has a thinner nose, higher cheekbones, and better hair.
  491. When your sister is being mean, you scream,"Adrienne!" and slam the door.
  492. When she pretends she knows everything, scream, "Monet!" and slam the door.
  493. When she makes a dirty joke, you say, "Angelo!" Possibly slam the door.
  494. Your a Goth, but what gave you the extra push to dress it was that people kept referring to Jono as a Goth.
  495. The sole reason you bought Siouxsie and the Banshees CDs was because you were reading every single record cover in Jono?s room in GenerationX #71 and one was of Siouxsie.
  496. You now have a Siouxsie T-shirt.
  497. You wear it the next day after writing this list.
  498. You found the record that said GenerationX.
  499. You're begging your mom to let you use her credit card to buy the GenX movie online (Hey, I?m a 1 year newbie!)
  500. WHERE CAN I FIND THE GENERATION X ACTION FIGURES?! *Tackles person from Wizard.*
  501. You buy Generation X: Genogoths PB with your mom's credit card (soon, Mother, soon . . . )
  502. When your sister wears a leather jacket, you begin addressing her as "Chamber!"
  503. She knows who this is.
  504. She now hates GenX (and all other X-Men) with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, a Chamber bio-blast, and a Jubilee firework!
  505. Well, she hates all GenX, with the exception of Banshee, who she thinks is hot.
  506. You and her were both pissed that Marvel reduced Banshee to a drunken Irish stereotype.
  507. You secretly suspect it was all Hama's doing. maybe he didn't really finish dying when Tigrr ran him down outside his own home (which is a cardboard box after Freefall torched it).
  508. You place random people from this site in your lists to make yourself feel special and to *ahem* kiss-up to the people who run Kindred Spirits.
  509. You name the raccoon living in your basement "Penance".
  510. When your parents ask, "Why name it Penance?" you yell, "Hama what done it!" and storm off.
  511. "Penance" has been very quiet and you wonder if s/he died. So consider leaving an apple down there for him/her.
  512. You're heartbroken when you find out Penance might have been locked out of the basement. You say, "Hama what done it!" Your mom is confused about who Hama is and who Penance is.
  513. Your sister isn't.
  514. When are they making Generation X: The Animated Show, oh, WHEN?! (They are making it, but it's on hold. You probably already knew that.)
  515. You know what "Vato" means (slang for dude, guy, etc.)
  516. You live in constant fear that one of the characters will fall into Marvel Limbo.
  517. You practice in front of the mirror so you will know how to shoot pyrotechnics when the need arises.
  518. When it doesn?t work, you use party poppers.
  519. You alter pics of yourself online to make yourself into a GenX member/GenX character.
  520. You think Jono is cute.
  521. You think Banshee is cute.
  522. You think Skin is cute.
  523. You have done each and every one of the things from 1 to 43! Yeah, baby! That's me!

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