GENERATION X VS. THE FURBIES
Part 2, The Attack
written by
Jenni
SUMMARY: The Furbies attack the Gen X guys.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Generation X or Furbies. I guess that covers all of
this.
~ = psi-speak * = furby chatter {} = translation from furbish
WARNING: This contains graphic Furby violence. If you are pro-Furby,
turn back now.
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Part 2: the attack
"So tell me again why we're all sleepin in your room tonight amigo."
Angelo said as he unrolled a sleeping bag.
"Because with those things on the loose, well, safety in numbers,
right?" Everett said as he sat down by his desk.
~Lotta bloody good that did us earlier.~ Jono was standing by the
window staring outside. ~Still think we should 'ave gone t'a motel
mates.~
"We'll think of a plan to get rid of those things tomorrow. Let's just
get some rest first." Everett moved over to his bed.
"Si, si. Buenos noches amigos." Angelo slid into the sleeping bag.
~Don't let the Furbies bite.~ Jono laid down on the air mattress he had
put by the closet.
Everett's eyes grew wide. "Those things bite?"
--Meanwhile, in the girl's rooms...--
* Kah Nah Bah We Te * {Troops, our plan is going perfectly. The young
ones love us. Your Charm Spell works Lt. Nah Bah.} said Monet's white
furby.
* We Ah-may may pah no bar bar * {Thank you Visor Ah-may. It is a shame
that we are the last true Furbies. I cannot believe that 'company'
would try to make profits by duplicating us.} said Jubilee's olive,
brown, and puke green Furby.
* Wye A-loh Nah Bah Ah-May Bah Bah May-lah Con Boo * {Visor Ah-may,
Lt. Nah Bah, I have retreved Scout Bah Bah and Engineer May-lah. We
are ready to go and attack the three not under our control.} Paige's
tuxedo Furby was walking in front of two smaller furbies, one green,
one red.
* Way-loh Ay-ay Dah Dee Doo-aye * {Splendid. The three are sleeping.
Go look and scout. Then stage a quick blitz attack. Go Boo, Nah Bah,
and Bah Bah. May-lah and i will stay here and stand guard for the
other life forms.} said Ah-may, Monet's furby.
* One question Visor, why do we not speak english now. The life-forms
sleep and cannot sense us? * said Bah Bah.
* Fool * Nah Bah used a biting attack on Bah Bah. * These are mutants.
We must stay on guard until the disbelievers are, taken care of... *
So Paige's Furby Boo, Leech's Furby Bah Bah, and Jubilee's Furby
Nah Bah started their long treck from the girls dorms aaaaaall the way
to the boys dorm (which took a really long time considering that they
have flat platform butts and two tiny fabric feet to try and get them
places...). The little parade of fluff hopped their way to the dorms
and ended up outside Everett's door three hours later.
* Ay-Ay Dee Doo-aye Dee-mak * {We strike on my command.} said Nah Bah
as he/she/it crept close to the door.
-in the room-
"Hey amigos, either of you hear anything?" Angelo lifted his head off
an old pillow.
~Y'mean over Ev's snorin? I dunno, I guess.~ Jono pulled a pillow off
his head and threw it at Everett. ~Wake up Snorin Beauty, we all need
t'ave some quiet fer a few.~
"Hunh? Wha? Time for wakey?" Everett rubbed his eyes and tried to
focus on who was talking.
-outside-
* Doo-ay Bah Bah Ah-loh * { Bah Bah, ram into the door.} commanded Boo.
BLAM BLAM BLAM
Everett started to get up. "I'm comin, one minute."
* Attack! * screeched Nah Bah
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Its ALIVE!!!!!" screamed Everett, now wide
awake. Nah Bah chose that moment to attach its beak/mouth to Everett's
ankle. "Angelo, Jono, save me!"
"We got problems of our own Vato!" Angelo backed away as Boo came
closer to him. He made a cross out of his fingers. "Back! Back! Where's
holy water when you need it."
* Kiss Bah Bah * yelled Leech's Furby as it leapt up and perched on
Jonothon's shoulder. ~ 'ey, I thought you Pillocks only spoke that
furby-thing?~ * We know all. * said Bah Bah as it started to screech
in Jonothon's ear.
"That's it!" said Everett as he grabbed Nah Bah by the ears and threw
him/her/it into the wall. As it hit, the small puff exploded and
circuits flew everywhere. As the other two Furbies were distracted by
the spectical, Angelo and Jonothon grabbed their two opponents and
threw them into Angelo's pillow-case.
"What do all of you think you're doing... Nah Bah!!!!! WHat have you
dorks done to poor little Nah Bah?" Jubilee said, running into the
room.
"Well Chica, all of your little 'pets' just came in here and attacked
us." said Angelo, glaring at her.
"That is illogical Mr. Espinosa. They are machines. Besides, my Furby
and Artie's do not appear to be here, unless they are also in that
sack." Monet floated in, carrying her snow white Furby on a satin
pillow.
"WHO KILLED NAH BAH!!" screamed Jubilee, as she crouched near where
her Furby had been smashed.
Jonothon and Angelo wordlessly pointed to Everett.
"I didn't mean to Lee, jus that it, well, it attacked me! See! look at
the bite!" Everett, obviously flustered, pointed to his heel.
"You all didn't smash Boo too, did you? Ah can't find him anywhere. And
wha is all this commotion about?" Paige walked in and gazed around the
room. It was then that one of the critters trapped in the sack decided
to speak out.
* Boo Scared. Monsters. Doo U-nye? *
"Jono! You an Ange trapped Boo in that bag? How could you?" Paige
snatched away the pillow-case. "And you have Leech's too? I had no
idea either of you was so cruel."
Jubilee looked up from Nah Bah's circuits. "I think the three of you
wanted to destroy my Furby. And I think the three of you searched our
rooms and took Paige and Leech's and stuffed them in the sack and were
gonna break them too?" Jubilee stood up and went over to Paige and
Monet.
~Then why, gel, didn't we take Monet an Artie's too?~
"Mine was in a drawer Mr. Starsmore, and Artie has his under his bed. I
think that the three of you are lazy and didn't bother to look for
them. Monet said as she started to walk out. "Come children, let's go
put Bah Bah in Leech's room and go back to bed."
Paige turned and walked out, carrying her toy and Artie's gingerly in
each hand.
"You three are in soo much trouble. First thing tomorrow I'm tellin'
Frost and Cassidy." said Jubilee as she stomped out.
Everett, Angelo, and Jonothon turned and looked at each other and
sighed. "What did we ever do to deserve this?" asked Everett as he sat
back down on his bed.
"I guess we're jus lucky. Wanna try and get some more sleep?" Angelo
looked down at the remnants of Nah Bah."
~Yeah, but this time, please sleep on yer side, k Ev?~
