GENERATION X VS. THE FURBIES
Part 1, The Invasion
written by
Jenni
SUMMARY: What happens when a pack of renegade Furbies make their home with
the members of Generation X.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Generation X or Furby. Personally i think all
furbies are evil, ever heard one of those things cackle? Plus with
those furby babies coming out, gives me chills. My friends helped me
get the idea for this, so i also gotta give them some credit. I'm hopin
to have this be the one story that uses the word 'Furby' more than any
other. o^-^o
~ = psi-speak * = furby chatter {} = translation from furbish
WARNING: This contains graphic Furby violence. If you are pro-Furby,
turn back now.
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Part 1: the invasion
"I don't see why we all have to line up outside this store for some
childish toy." said Monet, glaring around at all the children around
them.
"Cause Furby is THE coolest toy ever! They talk, burp, and play games!
How could you not want one? Oh yeah, cause ur a stuck up little brat."
Jubilee stuck her tongue out at Monet and went back to chanting *Furby*
with the rest of the crowd.
"They are cute, and I want the white and black one cause it looks like
Fluppy. I might even name it that." Paige said while glancing around.
"Funny Chica, i thought you'd name it Jono." Angelo puffed on his
cigarette and turned to Everett. "I can't believe we're stuck here
waitin for a toy. "
"Well, it got us away from the dorms, right? Besides, its only one per
customer and Leech and Artie want one too." Ev looked at his friend,
then resumed staring in awe at the little kids around him. "Never
thought there were so many munchkins in Snow Valley."
"Well why is Ms. Perfect buying one? Eh amigo?"
"Even though i consider it a child's toy, I still would like to examine
how it works. It is a toy, but at least an advanced one." Monet moved
toward the front of the store. "Come children. They are going to open
the doors.
Those were the words Jubilee and Paige were waiting to hear. They
dashed to the doors and ran in, trampling a few disgruntled parents and
a terrified store clerk.
Ev and Angelo rolled their eyes and silently asked God why they were
stuck there. As they fought their way inside, they saw Jubilee
clutching three Furbies to her chest.
"Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine!"
Paige, however, was acting quite out of fashion, as she fought with a
five year old over a tuxedo colored furby. After many tears, Paige
held her prize triumphantly and the child was left with a fist-full of
blond hair. Eventually they were able to pay and escape, but they
noticed they were short one person.
"Good. Leave Monet. She deserves it. Maybe it'll take her down a
notch." Lee was still clutching her olive, brown, and puke green Furby
to her chest.
Then they noticed her sitting in the car. Not a hair out of place or
even a wrinkle in her clothes. "While the four of you battled the
crowds I simply tipped the manager and got mine without a fuss."
---10 min later---
Leech and Artie lept on them the second they stepped in the door. After
they got their new pets, they dashed away giggling. Monet, Paige, and
Jubilee then sat down in the living room and started to open their
toys. Angelo and Ev started to walk toward Jono, who had appeared in
the kitchen doorway.
~Wots all the fuss bout?~
"They got new toys." said Ev, pivoting and pointing in their general
direction. It was then that they heard a blood curdling howl.
*Cock a doodle doo! Me Boo!*
"Madre de Dios? What is that?" Angelo fell to the ground holding his
ears.
"Its a monster!" yelled Everett.
~It sounds even worse than Cassidy's Lord of the Dance tapes.~ said
Jono, cringing at the noise.
"Oh pleez guys, its only Paige's Furby. His name is Boo." Jubilee said
smiling.
"Oh mah God! Isn't Boo the cutest thing you've ever seen?"
*Yawn, Kah Wye Te U-nye!*
"Awwwww, mine yawned" said Monet, as she looked at her toy. "I don't
think Nicole/Claudette could really appreciate this in their current
form. I'll just look after it for them till they can play with it..."
"That THING isn't cute, its a monster." said Everett, as he started to
back away from the three girls. Then he heard three more cackles come
from the danger grotto. He then heard a strange sound come from
the Furby that Jubilee had just woken up.
"Jubecita, did that thing jus do what i thought it did?" Angelo asked,
a shocked look on his face.
"I guess it was eatin some beans." giggled Jubilee, as she hugged her
Furby.
~I think I 'ear Ms. Frost callin us, lets go guys.~ Jono and the others
start to run out of the room when two more screeching things were
thrust into their faces.
*Bwa ha ha! Chomp*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Angelo and Everett as
they imediately ran the other way. "Jono, get away from them!" Everett
screamed.
~I can't! Leech and Artie have me pinned! Save yerselves!~ Jono
watched in horror as Leech's green Furby's lips started to move.
*Kiss Bah-bah*
It was then that Jono fainted dead away.
