(Scene: Generation X headquarters, in the front lawn. The members of
Generation X (except the White Queen, Banshee, and Skin) are there, facing
Emplate and his acolytes. Panel 1. The Acolytes arrive on the scene.)
Jubilee: Ohmigawd! It's that total dweeb Emplate!
Emplate: The time has come, Generation X. . . you must die!
(Panel 2. Emplate's acolytes attack the members of Generation X, who fight
back.)
M: Just like you to ruin a perfect day, Marius.
Emplate: The day will be perfect when you die, sister.
(Panel 3. Enter the White Queen, with several Hostess fruit pies on a
tray.)
Queen: We shouldn't fight now. Come on, let's have some Hostess fruit
Pies.
(Panel 4. The members of Generation X and Emplates Acolytes take the fruit
pies.)
Emplate: Hmm. . . real fruit filling. . . flaky crust. . . nobody can
resist this.
(Panel 5. Emplate's acolytes get dizzy.)
Bullwark: MEIN GOTT!! These fruit pies are drugged!
Queen: You honestly didn't think we'd give you food for free, did you?
(Panel 6. Emplate's acolytes fall asleep.)
SFX: FLUMP! FLUMP! FLUMP! FLUMP!
Jubilee: Like, totally cool, Ms. Frost!
Emplate: So why isn't this sleep drug affecting you?
(Panel 7. The White Queen smiles.)
Queen: We took an antidote before now. Did you?
Emplate (Falling): Uh. . .no.
