EMPLATE GOES ON A RAMPAGE
(Or How The Future Of Sean & Emma's Daughter
Is Somewhat Secured) PART 2 Written by Kairi "Shadow Sage" Taylor
"Sorry about that. The author just explained that the story is so
big that we had to cut the length of this scene in the first half just
so it was able to mail it. It was just so big!" Quamp said.
"Whoa, that totally sucks dude!" Jubilee said. "So, like, can Tigrr
edit it or something?"
"Kairi doesn't know." Quamp said. "But he does apologize for the
inconvience. Now where were we..."
"Whoa, Emplate's attacking the city?" H12 said. "The team's on the
west coast, too! What do you want us to do?"
"You'll have to use the war room!!" Jubilee said. "Hurry, cause we
can't do nothin' right now!!" As H12 hung the phone up, Quamp said "Wow,
I thought we were gonna use the war room only if Hama ever took over
Marvel!"
"It's our only choice. Got your card key?" H12 asked. Both of them
pulled out their respective card keys as they opened up a secret
console. Putting in their keys at the same time, a wall slid open to
reveal a room full of weapons a large computer. "I think the stinger
missles won't work." H12 said. "How about the mini-dimensional cannon?"
"It might take out half the country." Quamp said. As they pondered
what to do next, Anita & Mihoshi came in. "Hey, what's with the war
room?" Anita asked. "Emplate's attacking the city & we're trying to
decide what to use."
"Why don't you use the new stuff we got?" Mihoshi said. "Huh, what
new stuff?" asked Quamp. "Oh, that's right, I forgot to tell you that
Grandpa delivered some stuff yesterday." Mihoshi said as she handed
Quanmp the invoice. "Let's see." Quamp said. "2 Macross jet fighters
with stealth capabilities & modified lasers, & one replica Sol-Bianca
spaceship...are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I call the spaceship!" H12 said.
"We're running out of time!" Ryoga said as Emplate continued his
assault on the city. "Can't we do anything else?"
"I don't think we can." Jubilee said. "Kairi's magic is not as
strong as Emplate's & none of us are strong enough to use any of the
summon spells in the book!"
"Well, I don't think we've got anything to worry about. Look!" Ukyo
pointed to the sky. A pair of futuristic jet fighters landed as a giant
space ship appeared overhead. The cockpit to one of the them opened &
Anita waved her hands, shouting "Kairi, take the other one!"
As Kairi walked to the jet, Jubilee asked "You know how to pilot
one of those things?" Kairi smiled & said "Yeah, just don't ask about my
landings."
Kairi & Anita raced toward Emplate as Anita said over her radio "We
gotta keep them busy for the others long enough to fire the big weapon."
"Gotcha, but how do we get his attention?" Kairi asked. Anita
responded by launching a rocket at Emplate, whose back was turned to
them. The rocket hit him in the butt & Emplate turned to them, his hands
glowing with intense energy.
"Well, that's one way."
A large beam of energy was narrowly dodged as Kairi said "Let's
change to the Mech forms so we stand a better chance." Both of them
pulled a switch & their jets turned into hovering Mechs, each armed with
a laser cannon. "I always wanted to do this!" Anita said.
"Really?"
"No, just making conversation."
H12 stood at the helm as Quamp & the others looked on at the
battle. "We should be able to attack in a minute." Humber said. "But I
don't know if it'll work for sure."
"Aim for the chest." Jubilee said. "I saw some kinda weird amulet
on him before." Quamp nodded & said "That would be perfect. Which weapon
should we use?"
"Well, we can use the front cannon or we can..." A huge horn
suddenly came to life as Mihoshi said "Um, I think I made a mistake."
"Mihoshi, please tell me you didn't press that big red button right
there." H12 said. "What's wrong?" Angelo asked.
"Well, the good news is that the strongest weapon on this ship has
just been activated."
"What's the bad news?" Ukyo asked.
"Well, when it stops firing, we'll be without power for a minute.
More than enough time for us to drop like a rock on the city below."
"What can we do now?" Ryoga asked. "Buckle up." Jubilee said. "This
ain't gonna get pretty."
As Emplate shielded himself from the blasts, Anita said "Hey, the
whole ship's glowing!" Kairi turned to look & saw that the whole ship was
glowing blue & that the energy was being focused at a particular point
at the top of the ship. "Quick, move!!" Kairi yelled. As the two Mechs
floated up, a huge burst of energy raced toward Emplate.
Emplate said.
The beam hit him square in the chest, destroying the magical amulet
he had. He fell dowm hard taking a few buildings with him. "Hey, the
ship's falling!" Kairi said as they flew back to their friends.
Rubien watched as the spaceship above him obilterated Emplate.
"Damn!" he spat out. "They've won again! I swear this ain't over yet!
I'm gonna---"
Then, Rubien noticed something. The ship started to descend. Fast.
Toward him.
"Oh crap."
"Whew, we made it." Quamp said as they stepped out of the ship. "This
is one for the books, eh?" H12 nodded & said "For once, the fanfic
writers save the day! That's cool." As the group looked all about them,
Jubilee said "So much for a first date, huh Ryoga?"
"Yeah, hate to see what the second one's like." Ryoga replied. As
Jubilee smiled, Kairi & Anita ran over, accompanied by Stan Lee. "Hey,
you guys alright?" Anita asked.
"Yeah, chica,. we're cool." Angelo replied. "But what're you doing
here, Mr. Lee?" Stan smiled & said "I wanted to thank you guys for
saving the city. You did a great job. Even though 75% of Manhattan is
totalled now."
"How's the mayor taking it?"
"LOOK WHAT YOU DONE!!!" The mayor screamed as he ran up to them.
"What were you thinking? Do you realize how long it's gonna take to
rebuild the damage!?!?!"
"Would you rather we let that big jackass level the town?" Ukyo
replied. Then, as the mayor begn to have fits, Kiyone came up to them.
"Whoa, nice work." she said.
"Kiyone? Where have you been?" asked Mihoshi. "Undercover for
awhile. Look, the Galactic Patrol just picked up Emplate. They talked
with the FBI & they wanted to give everyone these." Kiyone handed
everyone envelopes & said "Those are checks for--"
"$100,000!!" H12, Quamp & Kairi yelled."Yes, no more credit card
bills!"
"Oh, by the way," Stan said "I meant to tell you that when your
ship fell, you landed on Rubien Diaz, killing him."
"Uh, opps?" Kairi said, trying his best not to laugh.
"Well, it was quite an intresting date." Kairi said as Monet &
Nabiki helped unpack his bags in the Tendo dojo. "But I think I'll relax
now,since my classes don't start for another 2 weeks.
"It's good you're having fun now." Nabiki said. "But did you have to
bring so many soveniers first before you came? Nabiki looked at the
various items which included a complete box set of Record Of Lodoss War,
a DreamCast (Author's Note: Can someone lend me 279 bucks? I really want
that import DreamCast!!!!) & a giant pikachu doll. "Actually, some of
these are gifts for you, since I suggested that he bring over some
gifts." Monet said. "In that case, I call the Pikachu doll." Nabiki
said.
At that moment, Soun Tendo walked in carrying a small box & a
letter. "Kairi, I believe these are for you." he said. Kairi took the
small box & opened it. "Hey, it's from Uyko." Kairi said. Monet looked
at the small little onkonomiyaki that had a smiley face on it & said
"Well, it would appear that she had a good time on the date." Kairi took
the letter & said "This letter is from Yuffie." He opened it & all of a
sudden, his eyes went wide. "Oh, where's Jubilee?" asked Nabiki.
"I think she & Ryoga are with the others at the park." Soun said.
"But what's wrong with him?"
"Um, is there a nice, soft spot for me to faint on?" Kairi said,
glowing red. "Uh, yes." Nabiki said.
"Ok. Thanks." Kairi then proceeded to faint on the floor. Nabiki
took the letter from inside & peered in. "Whoa." Nabiki said.
"What's wrong?" Monet said. Nabiki showed her saying "Now I know why
she borrowed my camera."
Author's note: Geez, never thought I wrote something so friggin' BIG!
Well, I hope you enjoyed this little tale, but first things first
Special Thanks to:
God: For the gift of writing & stuff
Tigrr: For posting everything & being such a great Gen-X fan
Anita- For introducing me to Ranma 1/2 in the first place
Humber12/: For telling me about Sol-Bianca (thanx for the suggestion by
the way, H12!!
Quamp: For great MiSTings (and agreeing to be part of this project,
despite my pathetic begging!!
Scott Lobell: Why else?!!
Rumiko Takehashi: For giving us such great stories such as Ranma 1/2,
Maison Ikkaou, Lum & Rumic World!
Viz: For publishing Tenchi graphic novels (& for translating Dragon Ball
Z in english!!!)
Squaresoft: For FF7 (c'mon, release Tobal 2! Ya got Ergeiz here didn't
you
Larry Hama: For being such a good target for my rage (heh heh)
To You: For putting up with me!
To Shigeru Miyamato: Thanx SOOOO MUCH for Zelda: The Ocarina of Time!!
Finally
A Extra Large Thanks To:
Nadia: For giving me something (and someone) to live for!!
Once again I must apoligize Tigrr, this story is so big, I had to send
it in as two emails instead of one. Gee thanx hotmail....
End of #3 in the "No Need For Hama!" series.
"Yeah, I'm an Otaku!! What's so bad 'bout that?"
-Kairi Taylor upom completing the 'Otaku Purity Test'
