(Panel 1. Scene: A kitchen. Jubilee is there, dressed in a nice blouse,
miniskirt, and an apron that reads: "Self-powered oven." She has several
bowls in front of her, and a pot simmering on the stove behind her.
{picture this being drawn by the same guy who did Generation X
underground.})
Jubilee: Hi de ho, true believers! Jubilee here once again to give you tips
on cooking. This time, we're doing the most kewlest dish ever
invented by man, Pizza!
(Panel 2. Jubilee gestures to a bowl.)
Jubilee: O.k., so like the first thing you need is a crust, o.k.? So like
take all the ingrediants, and put them into a bowl.
(Panel 3. We see Jubilee throwing several things into the bowl.)
Jubilee: And like stir it good, o.k.?
(Panel 4. Jubilee stirs the mixture up.)
Jubilee: You'll like know when it's mixed right 'cause it'll look like
dough, o.k.?
(Panel 5. Jubilee sets that bowl aside.)
Jubilee: O.k., so like you got to let that rise. So like while you're
waiting for that, work on the other things.
(Panel 6. Enter Husk.)
Husk: Hey Jubes, what's up?
Jubilee: Oh, hi Paige. Just showing the people out there how to make a
pizza.
(Page 2, panel 1. Husk is serious.)
Husk: Like people today really have the time to go out and gather
everything for a homemade pizza, and make it.
Jubilee: Oh, Pl-EEZ! if you aren't going to like help then get out of the
kitchen, o.k.?
(Panel 2. Husk smiles.)
Husk: And miss you making a fool of yourself? No way.
Jubilee (Ignoring Husk): MOVING RIGHT ALONG, we like have to do the sauce
next.
(Panel 3. Jubilee goes up to the simmering pot.)
Jubilee: O.k., so I like got some stuff simmering here. So like, you add
the tomatoes, the oregano, and the other stuff to make a totally
excellent sauce.
(Panel 4. Jubilee throws some stuff into the pot.)
Jubilee: You can like add whatever you want.
Husk: You can also save time and taste buds by ordering a pizza and having
it delivered.
(Panel 5. Jubilee faces Husk, upset.)
Jubilee: Get a clue, Paige! This is like how to do something youself, o.k.?
Husk: Jubes, this is getting really silly now.
(Panel 6. Jubilee faces the viewer.)
Jubilee: O.k., so like you have to decide on which toppings you want,
alright? For the sake of simplicity we're going to use pepperoni
and cheese only.
Husk: Say, do you know how pepperoni is made?
(Page 3, panel 1. Jubilee is angered, but continues to ignore Husk.)
Jubilee: Well, the dough should be ready now, so let's roll it out.
(Panel 2. Jubilee takes the dough out of the bowl, and puts it on the
table.)
Jubilee: So first thing you do is roll it out with a rolling pin.
Husk: And then it'll be flatter than your acting ability.
(Panel 3. Jubilee flattens the dough with a rolling pin.)
Jubilee: Come on! I may not be as smart as Monet, but I can do this,
despite what you think!
(Panel 4. Jubilee picks up the flattened dough.)
Jubilee: And now you like toss the dough up and spin it around.
Husk: Are you sure you want to do that, Jubes? The ceiling in here is kinda
low. . .
(Panel 5. Jubilee tosses the dough into the air, spinning it.)
Jubilee: Oh, Pl-EEZ! If you aren't going to help get out of the kitchen!
(Panel 6. The dough hits the celing, sticking to it.)
SFX: SPLUT!
Husk: Ms. Frost is gonna have a cow. . .
(Page 4, panel 1. The dough falls, hitting Jubilee in the face.)
SFX: WHAP!
Husk (almost gloating): Well, I did warn you. . .
(Panel 2. Jubilee removes the dough from her face.)
Jubilee: O.k., so maybe that wasn't a great idea. But like we can still
make the pizza, o.k.?
(Panel 3. The sauce explodes, showering everything in the area with sauce.)
SFX: BLAM!!
(Panel 4. We see Jubilee and Husk covered with pizza sauce.)
Husk: Ms. Frost is going to go postal.
(Panel 5. Enter M.)
M: Well, looks like someone tried to play Julia Child again.
(Panel 6. M draws a finger over Husk's nose. Page 5, panel 1. M tastes the
sauce.)
M: Hmm. . . needs more basil.
